Sunday, March 31, 2013

Dessert

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YouTube's Ready to Select a Winner



It's all so clear now -YouTUbe was a big, eight-year-long contest. And we'll have to wait ten years to find the winner. But then again …when YouTube is scheduled to go black at midnight tonight, it will be April Fool's Day. (via Viral Viral Videos)






Secrets

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Mr. Rabbit

Arrest Protest

Frank

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Stand By Me



The Muppets Easter music video from a couple of years ago features a monster disguised as the Easter Bunny.


Saturday, March 30, 2013

Flashing

Walking Dead on Piano



Sonya Belosouva plays the theme to The Walking Dead while zombies cause mayhem all around her. (via Buzzfeed)


Polar Bear Fact

(via reddit)

Panda Wrestling



A mother panda plays with her child exactly the way most human parents do at some time or another. This is Rauhin and her cub Yuhin, who live at the Shirahama Adventure World Zoo in Japan. -via Daily Picks and Flicks



Silhouette

Captain Kirk on Chair Salt & Pepper Shakers




The kitchen ... the final frontier. These are your voyages. Your continuing mission: to explore strange new ingredients and culinary delights, and boldly cook as no man has cooked before.

The Captain Kirk on Chair Salt & Pepper Shakers are made of glazed ceramic.
Captain Kirk is one shaker and the Captain's chair is another. They make a fun and practical gift for any Star Trek fan.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Salt & Pepper Shakers and fantastic Star Trek items.

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Other People's Vacations

Animals Playing On iPads



There you have it: iPad, the $500 cat toy. (via Buzzfeed)




Boneless

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Friday, March 29, 2013

Mocha

Mocha makes everything better. (via Criggo)

The Highland Trouveres



The Highland Trouveres, a group of students at Highland High School in Pocatello, Idaho, performed a lip-dub of thd mashup Pop Danthology 2012 by Daniel Kim. This video was made from a single take -although I doubt it was the first one. They did an awesome job! (via Digg)


Profit

(via reddit)

Bunny Game



These two rabbits are playing a game in the backyard. Arbroath called it "opposite of leapfrog," and the video uploader called it the "bunny hop," and said he watched for several minutes before getting his phone to record it. A commenter thinks it's a mating dance. I wonder if they ever switch off and let the other bunny be "it"?  (via Arbroath)


Freedom

Curly Pop Sock Monkey





Are you having one of those weeks lives? Bring the fun back to your day with the Curly Pop Sock Monkey from the NeatoShop. This strangely addictive toy features the iconic sock monkey. When you squeeze his belly he squeaks and his curls pop up.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Sock Monkey items and great Cubicle Toys.

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Parking Spaces

A Visit from the Easter Bunny



It did not go as expected.


Miss Cellania's Links

The Internet: It's like never leaving junior high.

Fight to the Death Inside a Moving Elevator.

Jon Hamm Is Being Treated Like an Actress. He Hates It.

13 Cats That Want To Help You Move. They're not really much help, but they sure so have fun in the process!

10 of the Coolest Librarians Alive. You've probably seen a few of them hanging around on the internet, because they're that cool.

Bill O'Reilly's turnaround on the issue of same-sex marriage surprised a lot of people, but none more than Comedy Central talking head Stephen Colbert. He was completely distraught over the news.

The Book Teach Your Wife To Be A Widow Shows How Different Things Were In 1953. The assumption was that woman just don't know enough to get along without a father or husband.

The 16 funniest Game of Thrones parodies. This should keep you busy for a few minutes while your waiting for the season premiere Sunday night.

Enjoy marshmallow Peeps recreating movies, TV shows, art and literature, and scenes from real life.

Four

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Digging Out the Sheep



A substantial snowfall in Wales trapped sheep under a blanket of snow. Farmer Gareth Wyn Jones of Llanfairfechan is on his third day of digging them out. This is definite proof that sheep are tough but stupid, and that farming is hard work. (via Daily Picks and Flicks



Thursday, March 28, 2013

Puppies for Sale

(via Criggo)

Ducks or Clowns

(via reddit)

Dansons la Capucine



What's better than cats playing patty cake? Cats playing patty cake en Francais! Here we learn that the French equivalent of "boop" is "poom." (via Metafilter)


Sea Nymph

Looks like a fish to me. (via Mostly Forbidden Zone)

9 Ways to Enjoy Cadbury Creme Eggs

Easter is the last of the "candy holidays" until Halloween, so you better make the most of it! A few candies have become traditional for Easter: chocolate rabbits, Peeps, and Cadbury Creme Eggs. The iconic chocolate-covered candy eggs have become so synonymous with Easter season that food artists have devised ways to recreate them at home, use them in recipes, or create dishes that taste like Cadbury eggs but resemble something else altogether. They range from the sublime to the ridiculous in this list I posted at mental_floss -you decide which is which. 


Emergency Inflatable Toast




Don't let another toast emergency make you crumble to pieces. Arm yourself with the Emergency Inflatable Toast from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun prop is there to save the day.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Inflatables.

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Preschool

The Argument Clinic



I came in here for an argument! A Monty Python classic. (via Driftglass)





Miss Cellania's Links

A Few Things You Might Not Have Known About Abraham Lincoln.

More and more people are turning to online crowd funding to pay huge medical bills. This only works if you have a good story or a lot of friends.

#SafetyTipsForLadies - or, Why Victim Blaming is Moronic.

21 Vintage Easter Cards That Will Totally Creep You Out. And to think that they were considered perfectly normal in their time.

It's not as easy as it once was for kids to see R-rated movies at the theater. But buying mature video games is much more difficult for underage shoppers.

Those Facebook Ads On The Right Are Moving To Your Feed. It's only a matter of time before your feed is all ads, all the time.

Game of Thrones returns Sunday after a long break. Brush up on what you'll need to know with the GOT Glossary.

Dutch spammers are waging an online war with an anti-spam organization. Their attacks against each other could drag a large piece of the internet down with them.

The IRS could be doing our tax forms for us, like some Europeans nations do. But Intuit, the parent company of TurboTax, lobbies against the plan every year.

6 Easter Traditions You Might Not Know. And 6 more from mental_floss readers.

Albert

(via Fark)

Lie Detector



This poor 5-year-old is forced by a fake lie detector to reveal her innermost secrets. She manages to stay adorable the entire time.





Wednesday, March 27, 2013

A Butter Store

(via Criggo)

Cold Dead Hand



Jim Carey sings about Charleton Heston and the gun in his cold dead hands. (via Viral Viral Videos)


The Beat Club



Stevie Wonder, performing in 1973. Yeah, it's a half-hour long, but open another tab or window to continue surfing and let this play along. You'll be glad you did. (via Metafilter)

Lance Armstrong

(via reddit)

Ostrich Dance



Play a tin whistle tune for an ostrich and he dances to the music. Yeah, you might think he loves you, but maybe we should have that talk about the difference between true love and mating, young man,  because this is a mating dance. (via Arbroath)



The Devil

T-Bone Steak Spatula




Are you hungry for some new kitchen tools? Beef-up your cooking utensils with the T-Bone Steak Spatula from the NeatoShop. This deliciously fun spatula is made of silicone and has a sturdy brushed stainless steel handle.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Kitchen Stuff.

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Martian Invasion

Dealing with Spring Snow



A father in Kiev, Ukraine, announces his intention to clear the snow from his 7th-floor apartment balcony this past Saturday. His child considers idea hilarious, as the snow is quite deep. He manages to clear at least a path! (via Daily Picks and Flicks)



Miss Cellania's Links

To Sea, and Not to See. Is a fish's changing camouflage in its skin, or in your perception?

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? That's the first question you are asked in the personal combat game Super Duck Punch.  (via Metafilter)

Do Birds Fart? (via the Presurfer)

A woman's experiences in tech: Death by 1000 paper cuts.

36 Illustrated Truths About Cats.

Charlie Haughey was not a trained photographer when he was drafted and sent to Vietnam in 1967, but he shot over 2,000 pictures, most of them unpublished for decades. (via Metafilter)

The brilliant colors of India's Holi festival. Bright powder and dyes are thrown around to welcome in the spring season.

A Convincing Argument That The Walking Dead And Toy Story Are One And The Same. The similarities are uncanny, and may possibily contain spoilers.

The annual Christmas Island crab migration is a jaw-dropping show. If you can't make it to the other side of the world in the fall, watch the millions of synchronized moving crabs on video.

Hauntingly Empty Photos of Infamous War Landmarks. I recognized every one of these backgrounds even without the iconic subjects.

Broom

(via Fark)

An Honest Trailer for Les Miserables



I'm glad I didn't go to the theater to see this movie. My kids did, and really didn't have anything to tell me about it. (via Viral Viral Videos)



Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Promo Combo

(via Criggo)

DUI Stop & Sobriety Test



This gets better and better as it goes along. (via Holy Kaw!)





George Takei's Cologne

(via reddit)

Cat Walks Dog



Dafna Kopelis told her cat to take the dog the rest of the way home. And that's exactly what happened! (via Daily of the Day)



10 Extreme Easter Eggs

Sometime this week, you'll see that grocery stores have tons of eggs at very good prices. You'll think, "Oh, we should dye some Easter eggs!" If you want to go all out, we've got some cool decorating ideas from some talented folks all over the internet. But if you aren't up to such creativity, don't let these extreme eggs in a list I posted at mental_floss discourage you from having some fun decorating eggs any way you like! 


Calamary

Dr. Seuss Graduation Cap




Congratulations! Soon it will be your graduation day. You'll be off to great places. You'll be off and away.

But, before you head off on your next great adventure you will need to walk across a stage and shake hands at the center. You will probably also have to wear a graduation cap or two.  So make sure that cap really speaks to you.

The Doctor Suess Graduation Cap from the NeatoShop is a genuine size graduation cap. It is decorated with bright colors and features the iconic phrase "Oh, the places you'll go."

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic Dr. Suess items and Great Gifts for Graduates.

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Germans

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Prince Rupert's Drop



YouTube channel Smarter Every Day examines a Prince Rupert's Drop, which is a quickly-cooled glob of glass, and the strange physical properties of them. Slow-motion video shows us how really strange and cool this glass is! Of course, there's a perfectly logical explanation that's just as neat as the demonstrations. You don't want to try this at home. (via Metafilter)



Miss Cellania's Links

John Williams: Scoring the Force.

Just outside the CERN Computer Centre in Geneva, Switzerland, the world's leading physicists have built a shelter for retired and obsolete mice. (via reddit)

"The people who can least afford to give are the ones who donate the greatest percentage of their income." (via Fark)

Clickbait. Automatically generated by a simple code. (via Metafilter)

How do you take a light show to the next level? Instead of showing it on a wall or the sky, how about we just float it down the river!

Find out what new movies are like by seeing the equations of the movies that came before. That is, if you've seen enough of the earlier films to figure them out.

25 April Fool’s Day Pranks That Probably Won’t Make You A Terrible Person. Choose wisely; we don't want you to get fired.

Meet the Real Life Models for Your Favorite Disney Characters. Surprise: Tramp was a real dog, which turned out to be female!


What’s the smell of Finland?

Really Weird Bird Anatomy. And why such research is important.

Mosquito

Rabbits on the Reel



Just in time for Easter, here's a supercut of bunny rabbits in cinema. Which is your favorite movie rabbit? I am torn between Harvey and The Night of the Lepus. Oh yeah, BunnySlippers has a contest going for the first person to identify all the movies. (via The Daily Dot)


Twenty Dollar Bill

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued.

"Well, go look in the garage..."


(Thanks, Rich!)

Monday, March 25, 2013

Last Place

Who names a horse Emphysema? At least Fudge Sundae had someone to beat! (via Criggo)

The Susquehanna Hat Company



Abbott & Costello from the 1944 film In Society. (via Driftglass)



House, M.D.

(via reddit)

Dreaming Kitten



This kitten is dreaming with all four paws and his tail, too! (via Daily of the Day)


Stereopticon

How To Draw A Cartoon Baby Chick



Learn how to draw this simple cartoon baby chick, and you'll be ready to draw one in wax on your Easter eggs, and it's also good for for decorating notes and correspondence between now and Easter! Get the step-step-instruction from Mark Anderson at Andertoons.

Phrenology Head Hinged Case




$39.95

It's time to get your head in the right place and get organized. Let the NeatoShop help with the Phrenology Head Hinged Case. This beautiful ceramic storage case is shaped like a Phrenology Head. It is the perfect item for those who feel they lack the mental faculties to easily find their keys or other small precious belongings. With the Phrenology Head Hinged Case these important things can always remain safely in your head.

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Home Decor items.

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