Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Sensible

Parks

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Star Wars Sound Effects Remix



Eclectic Method has a new song for us, made from sound effects found in all eight Star Wars films. Nothing else was used, no instruments, rhythm tracks, or any kind of added music. Best of all, we can see where the sounds came from. You can guess that the rhythm is a lot of fighting, various tuneful beeps come from the droids, and there's plenty of vroom and pew pew pew! (via Laughing Squid)

Figs

Obviously the work of B. Kliban. (via Fark)

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Plucked from Obscurity: Upside-Down Reliability.

Republicans want to break Obamacare, then spend billions of dollars to clean up the mess. Everyone has their priorities.

The Most Unexpectedly Annoying Aspect Of Getting Married.

Why aren't peanuts classified as nuts? Because peanuts are biologically legumes, so go ahead and spread peanut butter on your burrito.

What This Company Is Offering Employees Is Raising a Privacy Debate. Would you let your company implant a chip in your hand?

Your Roomba is Spying on You. The devices have been gathering information about your home, and that data could be more valuable to Roomba maker iRobot Corp than the sales of its vacuum cleaner.

The Legend of The Fatal Sisters: Voodoo practitioner Marie Laveau put a curse on plantation owner De Coucy, swearing his bloodline would die out, but he ignored it. (via Strange Company)

Are Helicopter Parents Ruining Summer Camp? Kids don't mind giving up their cell phones for the week, but it really bothers parents.

He Thought Butternut Squash was Cheese. This story is a fairly inconsequential but funny observation of the daily struggles of customer service employees and the fact that the customer is not always right. (via Metafilter)

Why you should vacation somewhere new, unexpected, and totally out of your comfort zone. That's a vacation you'll always remember.

Love at First Sight

Watch a Swimming Corgi from Underneath



Okay, can you think of anything less efficient than little Corgi legs doing a dog paddle? Yet Zero is having a great time in the swimming pool. The Jaws theme is the icing on the cake for this cute video. Zero's full name is Zero Marie Hussein Corgibutt, which makes her special right away. She has her own Instagram account. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Baby Instructions

I Am Your Father



On The Late Late Show with James Corden, Anna Faris, Jenny Slate, and Mark Hamill play a game of "I Am Your Father," in which the celebrities have to guess which parent-child pairs are really related. Once you get a look at all of them, it seems easy. Easier still, when they ask questions and three answers are fairly lame. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Science Fair Project

Yeah, it's Photoshopped, but the original picture could have been just this funny if you connected the dots. (via reddit)

Homemade Sushi for Cats



We already knew that chef Jun Yoshizuki and his wife Rachel have three perfectly spoiled cats: Haku, Poki, and Nagi. You don't know that half of it. Watch him make the cats some perfect sushi, while they watch. Jun always makes homemade cat food. Even for Poki, the world's most annoying cat. (via Metafilter)

Label Maker

7 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About the Lost Boys



The Lost Boys was released to theaters on July 31, 1987. It was such a film for the 1980s, when sexy teenage vampires were dangerous monsters, instead of selfless glittery romantic interests, although each version of pop culture vampire has the perfect hair for its era. Cinefix revisits The Lost Boys with some trivia for the movie's 30th anniversary. Has it really been that long? Yes it has. While the story is fairly timeless, the big hair, the chunky pants, and those shoulder pads peg 1987 to a T. (via Mashable)

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Freedom Ride: a glimpse into the experiences of one group of the Freedom Riders of 1961.

The Biggest San Diego Comic-Con 2017 Stories. The latest updates from every pop culture universe.

All hell breaks loose as the tundra thaws.

12 Ways Airports Are Secretly Manipulating You.

If you can’t find a surgeon, employ a butcher. This story of medieval surgery is disturbing. (via Strange Company)

"Dude, where's my car?" Parents take to Craigslist for help after ‘doofy’ son loses car at Metallica show.

Scientific Journals Publish Bogus Paper About Midi-chlorians from Star Wars, a reminder that not all journals use peer review or even proofreaders.

Puzzlewood, Tolkien’s Inspiration for Middle-earth. The peaceful, green, 14-acre section of Gloucestershire is truly inspirational.

How to Turn Your Used Electronics Into Cash. Read the comments, too, for the experiences of people who have used these methods.

The Accent Whisperers of Hollywood. An influx of global acting talent must be taught to passably sound like Americans.

Packing the Basics

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Lego In Real Life



A guy makes toast and eggs for breakfast, except his ingredients are LEGO bricks. This stop-motion animation was made in the style of PES films, like Fresh Guacamole. Short and sweet, and satisfying. This video took BrickBrosProductions three days and 1,500 still images to create. (via Digg)

Monday, July 24, 2017

Stromboli

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Bird Regrets Opening a Box

This curious parrot sees a box on the table and has to open it. It has an unexpected kitten inside. That's okay, until the cat acts up, then it's goodbye cat. This strikes me as possibly the most perfect gif I've ever seen. I don't know why it didn't make the front page of reddit. In the original video, the bird relents to his human's order to free the cat. However, he makes it clear that he does not forgive the cat for his rude behavior.



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If I Ran NASA

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Young Explorers



Filmmaker Jacob Krupnick's project Young Explorers follows children who have barely learned to walk, as their instincts for exploring are kicking in. This isn't easy for urban parents to negotiate. In a recent interview at ICP, Krupnick tells a story to illustrate the disconnect between child's instinct to explore and a parent's instinct to protect them.
While filming my daughter walking around Coney Island, she passed a boy her age who was tied up in one of those child nets, tethered to his mother, unable to experience life outside her reach. Ada, my daughter, marched past him. His look of astonishment read something like: what is that creature? Half an hour later, they met again along the boardwalk. He was still attached to his mum. He looked at Ada tentatively and tenderly offered her a piece of popcorn. In these moments, you come to see how desirable freedom is.
I can relate. While watching Bejla above and Tristan below, I had to keep reminding myself that not only was Krupnick right there filming, but the child's parents are no doubt just out of camera range. At the same time, the back of my mind wanted to reach out and hold their little hands.



Krupnick has ten episodes in the series filmed, but only two are available on the 'net so far. We look forward to seeing more. (via Metafilter)

Tweet of the Day




A little girl in a Wonder Woman costume teared up as she approached Gal Gadot at San Diego Comic Con. I case you can't hear what is being said, part of it is Gadot saying, "Now we are friends so there's no reason to cry anymore. We are together!" I believe someone is cutting onions in the next room. Wonder Woman is so important to little girls. (via Buzzfeed)

Heroin Addict

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People Answer Questions About Love Before and After Drinking



You've seen this before. First it's "Yes, I'm happy. I'm single. I'm in a good place." Then a few drinks later, they're crying on your shoulder because they are SO lonely. That can be cathartic between good friends who are venting. On a date, it could lead to deciding whether that person is worth a second date. At a party, it could lead to more drinks, then a morning after full of cotton mouth and regret.

Most people have a set of inhibitions that cause us to think before we speak (or we should). One of alcohol's earliest effects is to loosen up one's inhibitions, which is why it's called a social lubricant. One or two drinks later, the rational face we present to strangers begins to fall away and reveal our emotional side. People become more open, which is what happened when The Cut asked some single folks to talk about love and relationships, before and after cocktails. (via Tastefully Offensive) 

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10 Ridiculous Feats of Literature.

Sex and Marriage in China, Where Generations of Men Outnumber Women. (via Nag on the Lake)

You don't have to love your body. (via Metafilter)

Six "Common" Medical Conditions That Don't Actually Exist. Some of them were only named in order to sell you a cure.

In 1838, Missouri witnessed the “Missouri Mormon War.” It was the first of three armed conflicts before the Mormons found their home.

Hippies, Guns, and LSD: The San Francisco Rock Band That Was Too Wild For the Sixties. The Charlatans were ahead of their time, but flamed out fast.

Remembering Hair-Raising Landings at Hong Kong’s Kai Tak Airport. Landing on runway 13/31 landings was so terrifying, it was called the Kai Tak Heart Attack.

The Scariest Rides At The Fair, Ranked By An Anxious Man. Mark Shrayber is terrified of carnival rides, yet he can't help but try them.

The 100 Greatest American Cooks of All Time. Many of the cooks on the list have a full article about them linked, which could keep you busy for some time. (via Metafilter)

12 charming coastal towns to visit this summer. Get away from the crowds of tourists for a relaxing getaway.


Marriage

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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Whose Line Is It Anyway? Fighting Game



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As You Wish

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Ready Player One Teaser



Ready Player One is a story that takes place in the future, mostly in a virtual reality game with real-world implications that will entice all serious players. The Wikipedia link contains plot spoilers, so just watch the teaser from San Diego Comic Con. Based on the 2011 novel by Ernest Cline, the movie was produced and directed by Steven Spielberg. Ready Player One will be in theaters in March of 2018. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

An Ode To Love



A man stranded on a tiny island has nothing but a stick and his imagination. The stick brings that imagination to life. Before long, the stick is a stand-in for everything he ever had in his life. Through it, he experiences joy, excitement, humor, rage, despair, disappointment, and even jealousy. That's an awful lot to pack into one wordless cartoon with one character. Unless you count the stick. An Ode to Love is an award-winning animated short film by Matthew Darragh. (via Laughing Squid)

Helping with the Housework

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A Sneak Peek at Justice League



The next DC Comics movie is Justice League. The group established its core characters in Batman v Superman, with a glimpse of Wonder Woman, who we got to know better this summer. Next they will be joined by Aquaman, the Flash, and Cyborg from the comics. An extended preview was released at San Diego Comic Con. From the YouTube page:

Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman’s selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists the help of his newfound ally, Diana Prince, to face an even greater enemy. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to find and recruit a team of metahumans to stand against this newly awakened threat. But despite the formation of this unprecedented league of heroes—Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and The Flash—it may already be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

Justice League will be in theaters November 17. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Smoking Cats

Merica!

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Where's the Fire?

I hope that is the express lane. (via Pleated-Jeans)

British Airways Safety Video



British Airways teamed up with Comic Relief to make a new flight safety video based on the premise of people auditioning for a role in the safety video. A selection of top British performers do their best, but the director is more impressed with some than with others. Honestly, when Sir Ian McKellan tells you to put on your oxygen mask, you listen. The video is actually a combination flight safety video and fundraising appeal for Flying Start. It will be shown on flights beginning in September. There's also a behind-the-scenes look and some outtakes here.

Flower

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The Walking Dead Season 8 Official Comic-Con Trailer




The first trailer for season eight of The Walking Dead, which premieres on October 22, was unveiled at San Diego Comic Con on Friday. This video contains NSFW language, despite the fact that it's from a TV show. There's a lot of action, explosions, shooting, and an inspirational speech or two, but not nearly enough zombies. But then, it's only a few minutes of clips that try not to give too much away.  Every frame will be examined and speculated on in the next few days. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Friday, July 21, 2017

Siphoning Gas

Little Library

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U.S. Executive Branch Crime Statistics

The article accompanying this chart was published backing January. (via TYWKIWDBI) http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/

Why a Total Solar Eclipse is Such a Big Deal



The total solar eclipse that will cross the U.S. on August 21st is a big deal. "Eclipse" is not so rare, but "solar" is, and "total" even more so. It doesn't happen often, and the view is expected to be spectacular. Get a preview in this video from Vox. Sadly, my plan to drive two hours or so to see the eclipse has been canceled. August 21st is move-in day at my youngest kid's new college. But we will see a partial solar eclipse, which will cover all of the lower 48. And if you live too far away to get to the path of totality, you'll still see plenty of reports on the internet. (via Kottke)

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Food and Drink Specials Served Up for the San Diego Comic Con.

My ‘Just In Case’ Inheritance. Indians invest in jewelry for their daughters as a lifelong safety net.

We Are Awful at Detecting Manipulated Photos. Test your altered image detecting abilities here. (via Daily of the Day)

Trump's 2020 Campaign Has Already Paid Out $600K—to Trump.

In the 18th century, Britain shipped around 50,000 prison inmates to the American colonies to do hard labor. James Dalton was sent multiple times for theft, and once succeeded in leading a mutiny aboard the prison ship.

10 Surprising Ways to Lose Your Mind. Mental disorders can be triggered by a wide variety of conditions.

How a Group of ’70s Radicals Tried (and Failed) to Invade Disneyland. Four hundred police were waiting for the paltry few hundred Yippies that showed up.

Rocket Launches Look Even Cooler From Space. A satellite recorded images of a Soyuz launch on July 14.

How Synthetic Fabrics Inspired a Cultural Revolution. Few people remember how much time laundry and ironing used to take.

Ancient ruins keep being 'discovered.' Were they ever lost?

Rub It In

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Singing Samoyeds



What we have here are four Samoyeds, harmonizing like a barbershop quartet. Well, three of them anyway. In every quartet, there's one guy who wants to only take the solos. In this case, that's Biscotti. Dog trainer Lisa Marino caught her dogs singing and had to share it with us. (via Tastefully Offensive)    



Thursday, July 20, 2017

Consumers

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Grandma

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The Counterfeit Coin Riddle



In order to get out of the dungeon, you must perform a service for the king.He wants you to identify a counterfeit coin among twelve coins, but you can only use his scale three times to do it. Lucky for you, you are the kingdom's top mathematician. I can slice a tomato into 18 pieces with five cuts, but this one's a real head scratcher. Jennifer Lu sure came up with a hard one in this riddle. I might have been able to figure it out, if I had infinite time and no stress, but the scenario as it is would not allow for that. The king has a temper, you know. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

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22 Facts About Ernest Hemingway. He led an extraordinary, although too short, life.

A history of why the US is the only rich country without universal health care.

I Faked Being Engaged for the Discounts. While weddings are getting outrageously expensive, there are some perks that go along with the ordeal.   (via Digg)


Swim With Manta Rays, the Ocean’s Peaceful Giants. They can grow to 25 feet wide and resemble underwater flying saucers.

Why ordering from the kids menu is harmful to children. They've changed from smaller portions of adult entrees to bland but safe options for picky eaters.

A Newly Discovered Diary Tells the Harrowing Story of the Deadly Halifax Explosion. It's believed to be the only same-day account from an eyewitness to the disaster that left 2000 people dead.

Drug Expiration Dates May Be More Myth Than Fact. A stash of medicines was found to be effectively potent decades after they were made. (via Boing Boing

Downtown Atlanta’s Lost Psychedelic Theme Park. The World of Sid and Marty Krofft was as weird as their TV shows.

Malloy the Invincible. In 1932, a gang of killers bought insurance on a homeless drunk, but then found out he was harder to kill than Rasputin.

Six ways Trump is 'dismantling' the US after six months in office. (via Metafilter


Laundry Day

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Kitten Playing with Dog



This kitten wants to play, while the dog just wants to nap. It's a cute sequence. But wait, now. How many toes does this kitten have? I think this kitten has at least twenty-four toes, maybe more. Those big feet are going to win him some fans! (via Tastefully Offensive)

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Health Care Group

Billions & Billions & Billions & Billions & Billions & Billions



Our president keeps talking about someone named Bill Yenzins. None of these clips are used more than once. At least Carl Sagan had other amounts to talk about. (via Metafilter)

Door

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Hummingbird in Slow Motion



Hummingbirds flap their wings about 50 times per second, so all we ever see is a blur around them as they zip around the yard. The folks from National Geographic mounted a high-speed camera on a hummingbird feeder to get some incredible footage of the tiny birds. Not only do we get to see them flap their wings, but also slip their tongues into the nectar up close!

The bird feeder is enclosed in what looks like a wind tunnel, so the photographers can create and control conditions such as wind and rain. Keep watching, and you'll see a hummingbird bird shake the drops of water off its feathers. Watch those feathers shimmer in the light! (via Laughing Squid)

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Luther, Obama's Anger Translator, is Back



Keegan-Michael Key appeared on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night, and lets Luther tells us what he thinks of our current president. (via Uproxx)

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Facial Feedback (Smiles and Frowns). Which comes first, the feeling or the expression?  

10 Amazing Additions Coming to Disney Parks and Resorts.

How bosses are (literally) like dictators. In America, you give up your rights for a paycheck, and too many people are cool with that.

Tracing the Elusive History of Pier 1’s Ubiquitous Papasan Chair. The design has a particularly murky history, with many accounts of how and where it was originated.

How Cellophane Changed the Way We Shop for Food. And made color its most important feature.

One of the most common questions in American small talk is considered rude in much of the world. Don't ask a French person what they do for a living.

As Paperwork Goes Missing, Thousands of Private Student Loan Debts May Be Wiped Away. Some debts purchasers did not learn to avoid the documentation mistakes of the mortgage crisis.

Republicans' deranged health-care nostalgia.

12 Strange, Yet Beautiful Fruits & Vegetables. Keep your eye out for these and you might find your new favorite food.

Male writers writing female characters

Demons

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I Can't Show You How Pink This Pink Is



Stuart Semple is an artist who makes paint and pigments. He created the Pinkest Pink, which is brighter than computers can actually show. Tom Scott does his best to describe it to us. It looks pretty pink to me, but I'd like to see how bright it is in reality.

Besides explaining how pink the Pinkest Pink is, this video gives us a glimpse into the catty world of artists and color. By the way, here's Anish Kapoor's Instagram photo Tom referred to in the video. It might be NSFW, depending on your workplace. (via reddit)

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Childrens Beer Garden

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Microwaving an Airbag in Slow Motion



What is the worst possible non-living thing you could put into a microwave? Gav and Dan, the Slow Mo Guys, very well may have found it. An automobile airbag. It takes a warped mind to even think up such a stunt, and in their defense, they aren't the first to do it. But do it they did, heating the device to deployment pressure, and then recorded the results on their high-speed cameras. The destruction is impressive. So is the danger. Don't try this at home. (via Sploid)

Trouble or Not?

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First Look at The Disaster Artist



Tommy Wiseau's 2003 movie The Room was hailed as the "worst movie of all time." It therefore became a cult favorite. Audiences gasped at the utter incompetence of Wise, who wrote, directed, and starred in The Room. Could he really be that bad at filmmaking? The new comedy The Disaster Artist recreates the making of the film, and answers that question with a resounding "Yes!"

The Disaster Artist stars James Franco, Dave Franco, Seth Rogan, Josh Hutcherson, Zac Efron, Hannibal Buress, and Sharon Stone. It is scheduled for release December first. (via Tastefully Offensive)

Tweet of the Day



One Fish

Los Angeles Speed Check



Legendary former Air Force pilot Major Brian Shul reminisces about the day he flew the world's fastest jet, the SR-71 Blackbird across the western U.S. and listened in on air traffic control in LA. What unfolded was a classic case of male one-upmanship across the airwaves. Is it a true story? Does it really matter? (via Digg


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Lipizzans: The Dancing Horses of Vienna. They almost did not survive World War II.

We Are Living in the Coen Brothers’ Darkest Comedy.  2008's Burn After Reading strikingly resembles the bumbling plot of Trump's Russia scandal, but also captures how amorality leads to treason.

14 Netflix Hacks That Will Change the Way You Stream. Some tricks for getting the most enjoyment for your $7.99 a month.

6 Throwaway Jokes That Ended Up Predicting Huge Plot Twists. It's almost like Hollywood is searching anywhere for new ideas.

Real Men Might Get Made Fun Of. That's a small price for making the world a better place. (via Kottke)

How the Guy Who Played Jar Jar Binks Survived the Fandom Menace. Ahmed Best landed the role of a lifetime and spent years paying the price.

Pushing Buttons: In Our Divided America, Political Pinbacks Give Anyone a Voice. John Aisthorpe has been collecting pins since the Vietnam War era, and tells us the stories behind some of them.

How Many United States Have You Visited? Make your own map to show others how many states you've seen at the Maploco Visited States Generator.

Modern Scenarios in Japanese Ukiyo-e Woodblock Style by Yamada Zenjidou. (via Madam Jujujive

Doctor Faust’s handy guide to conjuring up demons.

Idol

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Monday, July 17, 2017

Housekeeper

Clearly, He's a Winner



A group of two-year-olds are competing in the Dutch Championship walking bike race on July 8. Senn Swieters pulls out in front, giving it his all on his green walking bike, having the time of his life. He's headed straight for the finish line. The crowd cheers him on!

Or maybe not. Considering how much he cares about winning, Senn is probably avoiding the finish line because he doesn't want the event to be over. A good time was had by all. (via Mashable)

Levitating Bird


Watch the weird way this bird flies! The original video is 21 seconds long, but all the action happens in the first two seconds. What's happening is that the frame rate of the security camera synced up with the birds flapping rate. You've seen that effect in wagon wheels in movies and helicopter blades in videos. The effect makes the bird seem to just float around eerily. (via reddit)

Clever Name

This is in Birmingham, UK. (via reddit)

Tweet of the Day



(Thanks, John Farrier!)

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Cat Carries Her Bed Upstairs



A cat in Quebec gave birth to a litter of kittens upstairs. Not long afterward, she decided that they needed her cat bed, which was downstairs. Whether it was because the bed is soft, or because it has sides to keep the kittens corralled, she knew what she wanted, and went to work to make it happen. Commenters are wondering why the humans didn't help her, but she seems to have the situation pretty well under control. Smart cat. (via Tastefully Offensive)


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The Librarian Who Took On Al-Qaeda. He never thought his jobs would require smuggling skills.

Every bride and groom who hires a DJ has a song or two, or more, or an artist, or an entire genre that they ask specifically not to be played. Those songs have been compiled in a new list, and the ones that rose to the top are perfectly understandable.

Mary Poppins Returns Looks Like Nostalgic Delight. The sequel comes out in 2018, 54 years after Mary Poppins.

The Role of Cats and Dogs in Victorian Cases of Spousal Abuse. Three cases where a heroic pet saved the day. (via Strange Company)

Ted Cruz's Democratic challenger is a small-dollars fundraising monster who won't take PAC money. Beto O’Rourke could use your help. (via Boing Boing)

A Data-Based Guide to Dealing with Lines at Disneyland. Consult the charts and makes your plans accordingly.

In Sync We Trust: Pop Music's History of Lip-Syncing (and Lying About It). Singers can get away with it, if the show is good enough. (via Metafilter)

The Trump Administration Is Quietly Cutting Funding For Teen Pregnancy Prevention Programs.

The secret life of urban crows. They are clever, adaptive, and won't forget who you are.

Where Do Seedless Watermelons Come From? From two parents, one of which is a genetic wonder.

Hide the Cat

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Meet the Thirteenth Doctor



Want to know who will play the 13th incarnation of The Doctor in the BBC series Doctor Who beginning in December? Speculation has been rampant since it was announced that Peter Capaldi will be retired from the series. If you really want to know, you'll need to watch the video or highlight the following text, in consideration of those who don't want to know this soon.

Yes, we will finally see a woman in the role of The Doctor. Actress Jodie Whittaker  will appear in the Christmas special, and then take over the role in the series beginning in late 2018. Read more here. (via Metafilter)

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Meats

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What is Your Address?

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How To Live To 100



Every time you hear about someone who has lived to be 100 years old -or older- they have a story about how they did it. But each of those interviews is just one person's story. AsapSCIENCE has an overview of the science that pinpoints the specific things that may lead to longevity. However, some of the factors aren't under our control at all. And those that are might be confounded by other factors. Keep in mind also that a long life is not much of a benefit if the last decades are spent in ill health. Still, we could live a perfectly healthy life and be hit by a bus tomorrow. So we are back to the old adage: Plan your life as if you'll live forever, savor it as if today were your last day. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

Yoga in the Park

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